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News You Can Use: Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas September 6, 2011

Posted by Skippy in General Weirdness, Humor.
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Fig. 1: Don’t be givin’ Madonna no hydrangeas!

Of all the things that a fan should know, they should know what their idol’s favorite flower is. And they should also know which flowers they positively, absolutely loathe. Whoever gave her this floral abomination is clearly not a fan, and must be destroyed. For the good of all humankind, of course.



1. JB Maddawg - September 6, 2011

Pretty sure Madonna would have wrinkled up her nose over any gift, with the exception of a large portrait of herself.

Skippy - September 6, 2011

And the painting MUST have representations of angels sitting on her shoulder, helping her write “Like A Virgin.” Plus, it cannot look any older than she was in 1987. Further, it must be an oil painting. None of this acrylic or computer generated “art,” thankyewverymuch. Our Madge is such a delicate flower.

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