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The Return of the Facepalm November 20, 2010

Posted by Skippy in Gay and Lesbian Issues, Rants.

In response to a stupid “article” on MediaTakeOut (that reputable source of black celebrity gossip) about leaving a club with a transsexual, Marlon Wayans took to The Twitter to defend not only his but his brothers’ putative heterosexuality:

Fig. 1: Nothing says “heterosexual” like Tweeting it!

Yes, Marlon, we in The Gay Community must have you among the number! It’s what we in The Gay Community do—we spend our sex and drug-fueled days trolling for fugtastic morons such as yourself and hoping, wishing, praying to the Gay Gods for the day when we can catch you getting some hot tranny ass, because that means that we in the Gay Community have a shot at some bad sex with an ugly nitwit. Yes, Marlon, not only do we want to pollute you, we also want your brothers! It’s like that scene in “Return of the Jedi” when Darth Vader told Luke that if he wouldn’t turn to the Dark Side of the Force, then he’d just go after his sister, Leia. It’s totally like that, Marlon Wayans. If we can’t have you, then we’ll have one or more of your brothers. We’re just that indiscriminate.

Fig. 2: If Marlon will not turn to the Gay Side, then perhaps someone else in his family might possibly be interested…

Marlon Wayans, you’re prompting me to do something I haven’t done on this blog in AGES. You sir, have forced me to revive:

Fig. 2: Why? Because you so fucking deserve it, you stupid moron.



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