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Gay As A Picnic Basket June 25, 2010

Posted by Skippy in Gay and Lesbian Issues, Religion, Uncategorized.
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“Ex-gays” have to be even sadder than Republican politicians who get caught “hiking the Appalachian trail.” Nothing is sadder than watching a guy prance about telling the world that he LOVES WOMEN.

Fig. 1: Tom Cruise: Patron Saint of All Overprotesting Ex-Gays

Also, nothing is funnier (in that sad, tragic way) than watching a guy who, by pretty much every stereotypical indicator in the book, should be leading the Pride parade in San Francisco, Atlanta, Chicago and New York…hell, let’s throw in Paris as well.

With that in mind, ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Gayest Ex-Gay EVER:

Children, there are just no words. I mean, that table runner masquerading as an ascot aside, listen to this guy talk! As a couple of people said to me when I “came out” in college, “Who do you think you’re fooling?” Frankly, this guy has about ten pounds of crazy in a five pound sack.

But wait! He’s done other videos that have appeared on YouTube. If you thought that one above was bad, get a load of this one. The real horror begins at the six-minute mark. I won’t say anything else—-it must be seen to be believed. And the horror must be shared (which is why I put these two videos of fucking crazy on here):

First, this fool thinks that, in the Castro district, “they were trying to take his soul.” And then he invokes “The Matrix.” He says he wasn’t on drugs, but come on—-tell me that this isn’t the ravings of someone on a bad acid trip. Oh, wait—-he then mentions that he was taking Ecstasy, GHB…and had the “hottest boyfriend in the District.” Please; he probably had a 5’2″ troglodyte. Really, there is only one possible response to Adam Hood and his “ex-gay” craziness:

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1. Meredith - June 25, 2010

You are so not kidding about the 6 minute mark. I feel sorry for this guy’s wife. Also, I feel the need to go to SF Pride this weekend just to cleanse myself from watching 10 minutes of this crazy moron.

Skippy - June 25, 2010

You should go–you’ll probably run into his ascot-wearing ass. And you’re doing better than I did; I started watching one of the videos and just decided to skip around. This dude is C-R-A-Z-Y.


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