Oh, The Scandal! June 2, 2010Posted by Skippy in Observations, Politics.
Tags: hot ass mess, trainwrecks
Well, well, well. It seems that ANOTHER guy is claiming to have had an affair with S.C. gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley.
As they say, it never rains but it pours.
Larry Marchant is a lobbyist who was working for Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer’s campaign; he resigned from the campaign and then made the allegations about having had a one-night stand with Haley. However, unlike the other dude who claimed he had had an affair with Haley, Marchant admits he has no evidence to support his claim. Of course, Haley denies this affair as well. In fact, in response to the allegations by Will Folks, Haley came out with a new commercial; within five seconds, she invokes God.
Quelle surprise. Because just invoking God will totally make people ignore that there are allegations of infidelity. I guess now that there’s another allegation, she’ll have to come out with another commercial in which she is standing against a giant American flag, standing alongside Sarah Palin and singing “Amazing Grace.”
But wait! Children, she HAS done another commercial! Oh, frabulous joy!
And let’s be real: Andre Bauer is no great shakes. From what I hear, this guy’s as dumb as a box of hair—-of course, that might merely mean he’s overqualified to be governor.